Controversial Cookie
IYKYK. 😂
I considered charging extra for these since they’re apparently collector’s items now.
But ultimately, I decided to knock $1 off the price. Not because they’re anything less than fantastic (because they absolutely are!), but because, quite frankly, just looking at them irritates me.
I guess you could say they’ve left me with a chocolate chip on my shoulder. 🍪
And y’all, can we just talk about how much fun naming these was?! 😂
Some of the other contenders included:
The Infamous Cookie
, Traygate
, Tray Bien
, Déjà Chew, Copyright Crumble
, chocolate chip on the shoulder…
Honestly, coming up with these names might have been the most entertaining part of this entire situation!
And y’all, humor is my medicine. ❤️ Please don’t take any of this too seriously! I’m just poking a little fun at an unfortunate situation
Please don’t use this as a reason to send hate or negativity anyone’s way. There’s been enough of that already, and I’d much rather laugh about it and get back to what matters most to me. Making unique squishies to HELP people, not hurt them 🫶🏼
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🍪 Now, About These Cookies…
Made with our light, soft, and fluffy clay recipe, these little cookies have just the right amount of crispy crunch!
They’re satisfyingly crunchy without being too over the top, giving you the perfect balance of fluffy softness and delicate crispiness.
And naturally, they’re chocolate chip cookie scented, because that choice was about as obvious as putting cookies on a tray. 😉
🍪 Squishy Details
Density: Soft–Medium
Texture: Crispy Crunch
Scent: Chocolate Chip Cookie
⚠️ Texture & Care Advisory
Do not pinch, pull, twist, dig nails, or forcefully squeeze filling towards the plug.
To prolong the life of your squishy, use single-finger presses rather than forceful whole-hand squeezing, as this puts a lot of strain on the glue holding the plug in place, which can only be stretched so many times.